ASHLEYLAU

Ask me anything   :) 19. june30. chinese&littlebitajapanese. norcal(925). University of Washington '15.

Me:oh thats cute
:*checks price tag*
Me:no its not
— 1 year ago with 390013 notes

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(via yoseobo)

— 1 year ago with 102753 notes
anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

(Source: waxenneat, via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 year ago with 270355 notes
snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

(Source: poyzn, via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 year ago with 412964 notes
sofapizza:

i have a bad feeling about my prescription.

sofapizza:

i have a bad feeling about my prescription.

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 year ago with 97595 notes