(Source: aussiee-summer, via egyptianprincess)

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

(Source: royalclitoris, via yoseobo)

howdoiputthisgently:

IN THE WINTER:

IN THE SUMMER:

lulz-time:

niknak79:

Revenge is sweet

(via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: bromar, via orgasmic-humor)

anekie:

givemeajobplease:

This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”

I’ve been dealing with stuff the wrong way. 

(via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: rest-is-for-thedead, via orgasmic-humor)

snorl4x:

how long will it burn if it isn’t an emergency???????

(Source: poyzn, via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: discocaineee, via evolutional)

skankforster:

She’s going places

(via orgasmic-humor)

sofapizza:

i have a bad feeling about my prescription.

(Source: newkidsonmycock11, via orgasmic-humor)

(Source: c0cainkeys, via orgasmic-humor)

the-absolute-best-gifs:

tborsvalerio:

Bad ass goat, saw dis on tv yesterday

(lol here!)

(Source: onlylolgifs, via orgasmic-humor)

laugh-addict:

when people are really rude and douchey and everyone still loves them

(Source: lampsarepeopletoo, via orgasmic-humor)